Welcome, readers of Birdman's Blog! 86% of the readers have been clamoring for this post, so here you guys go. The best and worst of pickled foods and dill flavored foods!
Best Pickled Foods:
Pickled Beets - Best part of Thanksgiving.
Pickles - My favorite, they are amazing. Try them if you haven't (Clausen or Milwaukee's Best).
Pickled Jalapeños - So tasty.
Pickled Cucumbers - these are pretty good, I just prefer Pickles more.
Pickled Quail Eggs - Oh man, these are to die for!
Pickled Asparagus - My brother, Justin, submitted this one. "Unfortunately, it still makes your pee smell."
Pickles in Light Beer - AKA Minnesota Cocktail
Pickle Pizza - MN State Fair (Made with Minnesota cheese, the best).
Pickled Herring - 4th best part of Christmas. Eat them with a cracker or Triscuit.
Worst Pickled Foods:
Pickled Watermelon Rinds - What are you doing? Go play Pickleball or something. You need a different hobby.
Pickled Carrots - No.
Pickled Onions - Why?
Pickled Walnuts - I would rather not have these.
Pickled Eggs - Grow up.
Pickled Bologna - Ew. Look up a picture.
Best Dill Flavored Foods:
Giants Dill Pickle Sunflower Seeds - The best.
Lay's Dill Chips - Great chips.
Dill Seasoned French Fries - Had these at a bar once...life-changing.
Dill Pickle Pistachios - Yum.
Dill Popcorn Seasoning - Try it.
Oh Snap! Dilly Bites - These are $2, try them if you see them.
Worst Dill Flavored Foods:
Ruffles Spicy Dill Chips - These are gross.
Pickle-ice - A pickle flavored freezee.
Pickle Cotton Candy - Hahahahaha. I can't believe this is real.
Pickle Ranch - Come on. Just buy Buttermilk Ranch like an adult.
Grillo's Pickles - These taste like flavorless, dollar store cucumbers in water.
These are facts, no debate. Thanks for reading and have a wonderful rest of your week! Remember, "You'll never know what you can't achieve, until you don't achieve it."
