Everyone has their favorite Hairdo... Let's go over my favorite Hair-don'ts!
- Chris Anderson
- Aug 17
- 3 min read
Hey, everyone! I hope you are having a wonderful day from wherever in the world you are reading this (What's up, Turkmenistan?). Did you know that there are some people that eat bananas with a spoon? Very odd.
I am sure most of you are thinking about a getting a haircut someday... you came to the right place to find out what NOT to do with your new hairdo. For men, the most common hairdo's incude the Natural Fade, High and Tight, the Buzzcut, and of course the Classic Quiff. For women, the options go much further and include the Pixie Cut, Bob Cut, the Long Bob, Layered Locks, and Sleek and Straight. These are all great options, but things can go horribly wrong very quickly. Ideas like "I will just cut my own hair" or "hand me that bowl" or even deciding to go the Great Clips will leave you being called a clown for the next couple months. You don't want that. Let's go over some of the bad ideas that we see so often in today's society.
HAIR-DON'TS:
Rubbing gasoline or acetone into your hair and then lighting it on fire. You do not want to do this because it's going to make your house smell like burnt hair probably for awhile. You might also be given the nickname "hot-head," but not for the typical reason of having anger issues. More likely because you had lit your head on fire. This is a major Hair-Don't.
Dying every hair on you body bleach-blonde. Yes, including your eye-brows, eye-lashes, facial hair, leg hair, etc. This would be a poor decision because then you'll look like the Devil or the bad guy from The Da Vinci Code. This is a Hair-Don't.
A Reverse Mo-Hawk. One of the worst decisions I've ever made. My prom date was not happy and refused to take any pictures with me. This hairdo is a bad idea because applying for jobs will be on hard mode and you're going to hate mirrors... but driving a convertable might be a positive with this hairdo. Overall, this is a classic Hair Don't Even Think About It.
Buzzing a face into the back of your head. Other people will spend hours talking to you behind your back, wondering why you aren't adding to the conversation. This may lead people to believe you are a quiet person. There is nothing wrong with being quiet, but I doubt you are if you go with this Hair Don't.
Super tight ponytails. This can suffocate your brain and your brain needs oxygen. You want to be careful how tight you make your ponytail or you may pass out while grocery shopping or walking on those sweet moving walkways that some airports have. Hair Don't.
Pizza Head. I think we would all agree no one looks good with pizza on their head. Plus, pizza is greasy and will start going down onto your face. This shouldn't even be considered a real hairdo... but it's a Hair Don't in my book.
Party in the front, Business in the back. I think we can all agree Mullets are fricken awesome, but a Reverse Mullet is a horrible idea. Besides looking like a total idiot, you're also going to have a hard time seeing, you're going to be taking bites of your hair while trying to eat a hotdog, and I don't even know who you'd be trying to impress. Hair Don't.
Slicking your hair back with shoe polish. I'm talking to men and women here, stop doing this. Everyone can tell you just spent all morning in your shoe closet "spicing" up your hair for the day and you make us sick to our stomachs. Stop using shoe polish in your hair, it looks dumb. Hair Don't ever do that again.
Thanks for sticking around and finding out what not to go with on your next salon visit. If you have any Hair Don't ideas, please comment below, on facebook, or on twitter! I love hearing from this wonderful Birdman's Blog community. All 2 Million of you are incredible and I wouldn't have gotten here without you all! See you again, SOON!
I am hairless.