GO PACK GO! GO PACKERS! 2025 NFL SEASON PREVIEW! #GoPackGo

I just want to say, I LOVE THE PACKERS AND WE ARE GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL! GO PACK GO!

The NFC North is a cakewalk this year. The Viqueens have a bad rookie QB and male cheerleaders. The Felines just lost both coordinators... 45-13 Packers in Week 1. And don't even get me started on the Bears. I HATE the Bears. Their quarterback wears dresses, nail polish, and lipstick. What's Ben Johnson going to do when Caleb breaks a nail? Dude, our Packers just got Micah Parsons... it's OVER for the rest of the league! FULLY ERECT FOR SUNDAY :D

One sec... [snorting a line of finely shredded Ellsworth cheese]...WOOOOOO!

Jordan Love is going to win the MVP. His passes and handoffs are awesome and we always win the Super Bowl when our quarterback is 27 years old. He played at Utah State and is so sick. Have you seen what the media is saying? M-V-P! M-V-P!

One sec... [butt-chugging a refreshing Spotted Cow]...OH YEAH! Spotted Cow is so good. Have you heard of it? You should really try it. It's the best beer out there. Let's get 13-14 pitchers. I can drive, don't worry. Get in the car.

Josh Jacobs and Matthew Golden are both going for 1,500 yards. We have the best running back, wide receiver, quarterback, and edge rusher in the division. Dude. Oh crap, I gotta go to Kwik Trip and buy some melk and I gotta go to Festival Foods to get some snacks for the game. I feel like a bratwurst, actually.

One sec... [eating a thick butcher shop bratwurst without chewing]... mmmm, now we can go.

Oh, you know what else? Our defense is stacked. Dude... Micah Parsons? Good luck. Xavier McKinney? Good luck. If we don't get a sack, it'll be a pick. We have the best stadium in the history of stadiums, and it's not even close. Lambeau is the greatest and basically Heaven. WE HAVE MICAH PARSONS...IS THIS REAL LIFE?!

We never get any calls from the refs but our Packers are going to beat the Bengals in the Super Bowl! I DON'T WANT TO WORK...I JUST WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY!

#GoPackGo #SuperBowlChampions #CheeseBeerMeat